A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H. L. Mencken

Funny

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil.
- Mark Twain

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec