Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families. - Anonymous

Funny Quotes about Families

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schultz' Peanuts cartoon

Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- Anonymous

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
- Anonymous

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

Never break up a fight between brothers.
- Anonymous

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
- Oscar Wilde

Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.
- Bernard Baruch

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Anonymous adaptation of previous quote by Bernard Baruch
[often misattributed to Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel)]

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
- Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)